A blog devoted to my humility

nestley + jay = d (shiznit)

Just going through all my old fuckyeahnestlejay posts and remembering how awesome I am

I’m a minority, your argument is invalid.

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Nestlejay

Fact: Nestlejay’s milkshake is better than yours, damn right it’s better than yours, he could teach you… but, he’d have to charge…

I’m afraid some opossum is going to jump out and manhandle me…

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Nestlejay

Sorry Officer

Jason: Hey look, an officer!
Scott: Quick Jason, hide!
Jason: Haha, hey Scott, what would you do if I flipped him off?
Scott: Well, after explaining to him that I would take you home, and whip you to make sure it never happens again, I'd probably lock you up and not feed you for about three days with the other misbehaving slaves.
Jason: Oh... well maybe I'll just sit here quietly, but just this once.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind? Actually, an eye for an eye makes the whole world too scared to break the rules because they’re afraid to lose their god damn eye.

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Nestlejay

Fact: Nestleyjay has an obsession with swedish fish

buy them for him, and he will be pleased

Fact: Nestlejay loves watermelon

like a good black man…

Life experiences can make you stronger or weaker, the choice is yours

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Nestlejay